How to Tell When Love Has Faded

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How to Tell When Love Has Faded

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How to Tell When Love Has Faded...


He was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner, sweetums? Chicken, beef or lamb?"

He said, "I'd love chicken, thank you !,j"

She replied, "F*ck off. You're having leftovers. I was talking to the cat."

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:lol:
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:lol:
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:lol: sounds about right.
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that sounds all most like hall way sex..
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alexander38 wrote:that sounds all most like hall way sex..
teh? that's not my definition of hallway sex, but then again when i think of hallway sex, i think of the drunken weekends while living in a frat house. 8)
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Tuck,

Hall sex is when you have been married for several years and you pass each other in the hall and say F*** You. :lol:
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a woman is looking in a mirror and says "my god i look old! my face has smile lines, I'm twenty pounds overweight, and my hair is starting to gray. i could really use a compliment right now." her husband replies "your eye sight is damn near perfect." and that's when the fight started. :lol:
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