well, my weekend is gonna blow chunks...

Tuck · Post by **Tuck** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:58 pm

i have a friend (yes, i have a friend) from canada who's been in the states this last week, and he's going back north saturday.

well, since i didn't get to drive over to the coast to see him, i'm going to meet him along his path home, which will be at a point about 5 hours from chattanooga. nice enough...but...the problem with this is the fact that this will take away a full day of boating activity, AND i have to talk to the wife all day...damnit.

so those of you who are out on your boats this weekend, please have an adult beverage for me as i, along with the wife, drive to wythville, va to see a hoser.

that is all.

Peter · Post by **Peter** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:36 pm

gonna blow Chunks huh? I don't recognize that as a good Canadian name,but if that's what [who] you're into,who am I to judge?just hope you don't upset any of our more...ah...conservative members....[hee,hee,hee...Knew it was a rainbow not a German flag....]

alexander38 · Post by **alexander38** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:23 am

Dude whats up with your gay bashin' Nancy goin' to that your lefty card, Tuck I'm not shocked that you have friends but shocked at they're super Yankees,

LSP · Post by **LSP** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:56 am

smoooooooooooth tongue Tuck couldn't talk his friend into an enjoyable day on the boat? .... or did the flag scare them away?

Tuck · Post by **Tuck** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:50 am

LSP wrote:smoooooooooooth tongue Tuck couldn't talk his friend into an enjoyable day on the boat? .... or did the flag scare them away?

he wanted to come for a day on the boat, but his wife is afraid of me for some reason.

MTP · Post by **MTP** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:06 am

this thread rocks......Tuck you should try blowing bubbles.....there is a way to shut your wife up on the car ride

Tuck · Post by **Tuck** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:16 am

MTP wrote:Tuck you should try blowing bubbles...

you'se guys need to get your minds outta da gutter. geezus.

Stripermann2 · Post by **Stripermann2** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:19 am

MTP wrote:this thread rocks......Tuck you should try blowing bubbles.....there is a way to shut your wife up on the car ride

Hey...my friend's dog is named Bubbles! Sick bastards!

Tuck · Post by **Tuck** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:13 pm

i just got one of the judges here at work...

after a small-talk session, i "axed" him if he'd ever blown bubbles when he was a kid. he looked at me, puzzled and said yes, at which time i told him he (bubbles) had been in the lobby looking for him. it took him a second, but he got it and just walked away shaking his head. rofl

judges are so silly.

Jersdevil · Post by **Jersdevil** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:28 pm

Wasn't Michael Jackson's monky named bubbles? i'm just saying.

Tuck · Post by **Tuck** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:10 pm

well, F me to tears. this weekend just keeps getting better, and it's not even here yet.

just got off the phone with one of my aunts. her husband, who's been in a nursing home...out of his mind...for the past seven years, finally assumed room temp last night. soooooooo, now i have to figure out how to work all this mess.

would someone like to volunteer to stand in for me at the funeral home tonight/tomorrow? all you have to do is stand around and look mopey.

*disclaimer: this posting is a vent post in order to help me maintain my sanity. if i didn't make light of things, i'd loose my freaking mind. so please, don't think i'm a complete bastard. (i'm only 3/4 bastard.)

Jersdevil · Post by **Jersdevil** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:09 pm

Maybe you should just go back to bed and stay there. Sorry about your uncle.

MTP · Post by **MTP** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:38 pm

I doubt your uncle will notice......just saying

sorry for your loss

Peter · Post by **Peter** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:58 pm

TUCK

being one of the few sensitive careing types ( and non-judgemental too) on this board, may I offer my most heartfelt condolences....(at your weekend getting totally F'd up...)

Post by **Moderator** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:18 pm

Sorry about your loss