Random thoughts...

chauzer · Post by **chauzer** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:37 pm

c'mon guys! lets hear what you think about when your mind wanders!

how close to the ceiling does a fly get before he flips over to land?

why is it called a pair of pants or a pair of pliers? it's only one! so if you wanted more then one would be pliers es?

Jersdevil · Post by **Jersdevil** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:42 pm

Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of good looking?

Stripermann2 · Post by **Stripermann2** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:14 pm

Why do they call it a parkway when you drive on it...or a driveway, when you park on it...?

If only I could read what's on her mind...

I work for my boat and fishing...so when I'm at work, I think about the boat...and fishing.
When I'm on the boat, fishing...I do NOT think about work!

Okay, enough wandering, back to work...

alexander38 · Post by **alexander38** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:50 pm

never ever try to read females minds, i did it once and ended up trap for life in a marriage it's scary in there

why people dress the way they do when they go to walmart.

what the bug felt just before it hit the windshield.

Tuck · Post by **Tuck** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:34 pm

does that extra big mac i had for lunch yesterday make my ass look fat?

can you have a restraining order taken out against yourself?

chauzer · Post by **chauzer** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:38 pm

if i think someone is stupid, does that person think i'm stupid too? if so is the whole world full of stupid people?

LSP · Post by **LSP** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:20 am

It's only a movie...It's only a movie.