

To insure Santa has a safe flight, the Federal Aviation Administration now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas eve.
The inspector arrived and checked the reindeer -- and they looked good. He checked the harness and it looks OK. He checks the sleigh and it appears the hull is sound.
"Santa, let's take it up for a check ride," the inspector said. "If everything looks good I'll certify you to fly tonight."
Santa hitches the reindeer up and taxis onto the runway, and just as he's starting his takeoff roll he looks over and notices the inspector has a pump shotgun on his lap.
"Hey!" Santa yells. "What's the shotgun for!?"
"Well, Santa, I'm really not supposed to tell you this," the inspector said, "but there's going to be an engine failure on takeoff...."