HIS AND HER DIARY FOR THE SAME DAY:

rossjo · Post by **rossjo** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:25 pm

HIS AND HER DIARY FOR THE SAME DAY:

Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster

His Diary:

Boat wouldn't start, can't figure out why

Mike Kulp · Post by **Mike Kulp** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:00 pm

Good one, I have been there.

RWS · Post by **RWS** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:02 pm

Damn, that's good.......

AND TRUE !

RWS

Allen Sr · Post by **Allen Sr** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:47 pm

Ross, once again you have done it! Been there done that!!!! My wife just read your post and said "Thats the GOD'S honest truth......" So you got the seal of approval I guess!!

rossjo · Post by **rossjo** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:29 pm

Retired King Ross just checking in ...

saw that and had to share it with you all ...

Here is a letter to the Men's Helpline:

Hi Andy, I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up;

she goes out with the girls a lot.

I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.

When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it ?

Allen Sr · Post by **Allen Sr** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:07 pm

Ross you better check with Wes on that one cause I'm not sure!

k9th · Post by **k9th** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:44 pm

Really good stuff Ross. Been there.....done that.