Top 10 REasons Men Prefer Boats Over Women

[RWS]

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Boats Over Women (By David Letterman, with some modifications)

And here we go...

# 16 - You can trade an old 44-footer for a new 22.

# 15 - I don't mind giving my buddies a ride on the boat

# 14 - I don't mind when the box smells like fish

#13 – Boats don’t talk, or talk back

# 11 - My boat doesn't care if I show dirty pictures of it to my friends

#10 - I can yell at my boat and it will still be there in the morning

#9 - You can keep one boat at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's boat and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary boat doesn't mind if you keep another boat for a backup.

#6 - Your boat will stay with you even if you run out of energy.

#5 - A boat will give you the closet and store its stuff in the garage.

#4 - Boats function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A boat doesn't ask , "Does my faded gelcoat make me look ugly?"

#2 - A boat doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason why men prefer boats over women.....

#1 - I can put whatever and whenever I want in any of my boat compartments and it never says no

[prowlersfish]

All true But 13 and 4 .

[BarryL]

I love my boat. It takes all of my money and doesn't bitch...