Top 10 REasons Men Prefer Boats Over Women
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 8:21 am
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Boats Over Women (By David Letterman, with some modifications)
And here we go...
# 16 - You can trade an old 44-footer for a new 22.
# 15 - I don't mind giving my buddies a ride on the boat
# 14 - I don't mind when the box smells like fish
#13 – Boats don’t talk, or talk back
# 11 - My boat doesn't care if I show dirty pictures of it to my friends
#10 - I can yell at my boat and it will still be there in the morning
#9 - You can keep one boat at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's boat and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary boat doesn't mind if you keep another boat for a backup.
#6 - Your boat will stay with you even if you run out of energy.
#5 - A boat will give you the closet and store its stuff in the garage.
#4 - Boats function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A boat doesn't ask , "Does my faded gelcoat make me look ugly?"
#2 - A boat doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason why men prefer boats over women.....
#1 - I can put whatever and whenever I want in any of my boat compartments and it never says no
And here we go...
# 16 - You can trade an old 44-footer for a new 22.
# 15 - I don't mind giving my buddies a ride on the boat
# 14 - I don't mind when the box smells like fish
#13 – Boats don’t talk, or talk back
# 11 - My boat doesn't care if I show dirty pictures of it to my friends
#10 - I can yell at my boat and it will still be there in the morning
#9 - You can keep one boat at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's boat and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary boat doesn't mind if you keep another boat for a backup.
#6 - Your boat will stay with you even if you run out of energy.
#5 - A boat will give you the closet and store its stuff in the garage.
#4 - Boats function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A boat doesn't ask , "Does my faded gelcoat make me look ugly?"
#2 - A boat doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason why men prefer boats over women.....
#1 - I can put whatever and whenever I want in any of my boat compartments and it never says no
