No Contact During Work Hours This Week

Tuck · Post by **Tuck** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:17 am

unfortunately, we're moving offices this week, and the power to the computers will be down after this afternoon. therefore, i won't be able to browse the forums and keep myself entertained throughout the workday this week.

i ask that you all keep me in your thoughts, as i work in an office with mostly women (old, OLD, women with attitudes and no brains), and my personal office won't be ready to be used until early next week.

in the event that no one hears from me again, you may want to check with the local mental health institutions, as i will probably have gone nuts and/or "accidently" dropped some boxes on someone's head.

that is all.

Jersdevil · Post by **Jersdevil** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:20 am

Good luck....prehaps you should keep a can of Estrogen eraser on hand.

Tuck · Post by **Tuck** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:30 am

Jersdevil wrote:Good luck....prehaps you should keep a can of Estrogen eraser on hand.

i work for the federal government. that stuff is verbotten on the premises. apparently, it has something to do with equal rights or some such liberal b.s.

Jersdevil · Post by **Jersdevil** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:33 am

When I was an Army First Sergeant, I used to keep a couple of feminine hygene pads in my desk drawer. When someone would come into my office complaining, I would toss them one and tell them to go put it on then come back to talk to me. They would leave with their complaint, kept the BS down.

MTP · Post by **MTP** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:46 am

Hank

I may try that at home

Jersdevil · Post by **Jersdevil** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:56 pm

MTP....be sure to let me know how that works out.

Stripermann2 · Post by **Stripermann2** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:59 am

This means we can all talk about you during the day, then delete our posts and start new ones each day! Who's up for it?

larglo · Post by **larglo** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:13 am

Count me in!

Larry

Jersdevil · Post by **Jersdevil** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:54 am

I'm in!!

Peter · Post by **Peter** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:25 pm

wait,wait,wait.....I want to know how tall these old women are, and whether or not they like jello ....(or like to try new things.....hee,hee,hee)

Jersdevil · Post by **Jersdevil** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:11 pm

Peter...I heard they are perfect ...3 ft tall, flat heads, no teeth.

LSP · Post by **LSP** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:28 pm

Jersdevil wrote:Peter...I heard they are perfect ...3 ft tall, flat heads, no teeth.

Peter will be on the next plane to Tn. hahahahaha