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No Contact During Work Hours This Week
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:17 am
by Tuck
unfortunately, we're moving offices this week, and the power to the computers will be down after this afternoon. therefore, i won't be able to browse the forums and keep myself entertained throughout the workday this week.
i ask that you all keep me in your thoughts, as i work in an office with mostly women (old, OLD, women with attitudes and no brains), and my personal office won't be ready to be used until early next week.
in the event that no one hears from me again, you may want to check with the local mental health institutions, as i will probably have gone nuts and/or "accidently" dropped some boxes on someone's head.
that is all.
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:20 am
by Jersdevil
Good luck....prehaps you should keep a can of Estrogen eraser on hand.

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:30 am
by Tuck
Jersdevil wrote:Good luck....prehaps you should keep a can of Estrogen eraser on hand.

i work for the federal government. that stuff is verbotten on the premises. apparently, it has something to do with equal rights or some such liberal b.s.

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:33 am
by Jersdevil
When I was an Army First Sergeant, I used to keep a couple of feminine hygene pads in my desk drawer. When someone would come into my office complaining, I would toss them one and tell them to go put it on then come back to talk to me. They would leave with their complaint, kept the BS down.
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:46 am
by MTP
Hank
I may try that at home
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:56 pm
by Jersdevil
MTP....be sure to let me know how that works out.
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:59 am
by Stripermann2
This means we can all talk about you during the day, then delete our posts and start new ones each day! Who's up for it?

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:13 am
by larglo
Count me in!
Larry
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:54 am
by Jersdevil
I'm in!!
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:25 pm
by Peter
wait,wait,wait.....I want to know how tall these old women are, and whether or not they like jello ....(or like to try new things.....hee,hee,hee)
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:11 pm
by Jersdevil
Peter...I heard they are perfect ...3 ft tall, flat heads, no teeth.
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:28 pm
by LSP
Jersdevil wrote:Peter...I heard they are perfect ...3 ft tall, flat heads, no teeth.
Peter will be on the next plane to Tn. hahahahaha