Twas The Night Before Christmas...

Stripermann2 · Post by **Stripermann2** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:41 pm

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the river and bay,
all the fish were happy cause the fishermen were away.

The rods were all hung in the garage with care,
in hopes that the warm weather soon would be there.

All the fishermen were nestled, all snug in their beds,
while visions of rockfish swam in their heads.

All the boats in their slips were tied very tight,
and settled at dock for a long winterâ€™s night.

When out on the river there arose such a clatter,
I ran to the pier to see what was the matter.

When what to my wandering eyes should appear,
but one giant splash the biggest this year!!!

The Grand Dad of rockfish I saw in the night,
I just had to know how hard could he fight?

I jumped off the pier and ran through the sod,
grabbed a net, tackle box, and my favorite rod.

Dashed back to the pier threw open my box,
tried so many lures put my stomach in knots.

Tried jigs and Bucktails from big ones to small,
put on Rebels and Bombers he would not bite at all.

When down in my box I saw something squirm,
I reached down and grabbed a Killer Ice Worm!

It barely hit water, my line got real tight,
I set the hook and then on with the fight.

The rod bent double the drag steady bellowed,
fought it three hours my muscles were jelloâ€™d.

Finally landed, I looked at the prize,
but just couldnâ€™t keep it you have to realize,

Fishingâ€™s a sport we enjoy on the river and bay,
so catch-and-release was the only way.

As I released the fish, believe it you might,
I say to my fishing friends...

â€œMERRY CHRISTMAS AND
TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!â€

Allen Sr · Post by **Allen Sr** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:53 pm

I like that one Jamie, but Mr. DNR don't believe you, says your on his NAUGHTY LIST!!

randyp · Post by **randyp** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 7:12 pm

HO HO HO, Jamie. Made my stomache shake like a bowl full of jelly - which it did since I just finished off a gynormous fried scallop dinner....

k9th · Post by **k9th** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:13 am

Neat poem. Think I'll read it to my grandkids today since they love to fish on grandpa's boat.

Thanks.

mr elevman · Post by **mr elevman** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:32 am

very cool

gettaway · Post by **gettaway** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:45 am

That is a great Poem!
Merry Christmas to you too!

Stripermann2 · Post by **Stripermann2** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:52 pm

I can't take credit for it. A friend wrote it, but thought I'd pass it along for some Christmas humor!

alexander38 · Post by **alexander38** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:20 am

that's good Merry Christmas Buddy,

wowzer52 · Post by **wowzer52** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:08 pm

Awesome