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Twas The Night Before Christmas...

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:41 pm
by Stripermann2
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the river and bay,
all the fish were happy cause the fishermen were away.

The rods were all hung in the garage with care,
in hopes that the warm weather soon would be there.

All the fishermen were nestled, all snug in their beds,
while visions of rockfish swam in their heads.

All the boats in their slips were tied very tight,
and settled at dock for a long winter’s night.

When out on the river there arose such a clatter,
I ran to the pier to see what was the matter.

When what to my wandering eyes should appear,
but one giant splash the biggest this year!!!

The Grand Dad of rockfish I saw in the night,
I just had to know how hard could he fight?

I jumped off the pier and ran through the sod,
grabbed a net, tackle box, and my favorite rod.

Dashed back to the pier threw open my box,
tried so many lures put my stomach in knots.

Tried jigs and Bucktails from big ones to small,
put on Rebels and Bombers he would not bite at all.

When down in my box I saw something squirm,
I reached down and grabbed a Killer Ice Worm!

It barely hit water, my line got real tight,
I set the hook and then on with the fight.

The rod bent double the drag steady bellowed,
fought it three hours my muscles were jello’d.

Finally landed, I looked at the prize,
but just couldn’t keep it you have to realize,

Fishing’s a sport we enjoy on the river and bay,
so catch-and-release was the only way.

As I released the fish, believe it you might,
I say to my fishing friends...

“MERRY CHRISTMAS AND
TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!”

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:53 pm
by Allen Sr
I like that one Jamie, but Mr. DNR don't believe you, says your on his NAUGHTY LIST!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 7:12 pm
by randyp
HO HO HO, Jamie. Made my stomache shake like a bowl full of jelly - which it did since I just finished off a gynormous fried scallop dinner....

Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:13 am
by k9th
Neat poem. Think I'll read it to my grandkids today since they love to fish on grandpa's boat.

Thanks.

Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:32 am
by mr elevman
very cool

Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:45 am
by gettaway
That is a great Poem!
Merry Christmas to you too!

Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:52 pm
by Stripermann2
I can't take credit for it. A friend wrote it, but thought I'd pass it along for some Christmas humor!

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:20 am
by alexander38
that's good Merry Christmas Buddy,

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:08 pm
by wowzer52
Awesome